TILT
22 Mar

A list of things I love you say? Well OK then, but only because it’s Thursday…
Edinburgh sunsets. Tonight’s was a bluey pinky haze that set off all those church spires to perfection. When Edinburgh looks like this there really is nowhere else in the world I’d rather be. Of course when it looks like this there are plenty of places I’d rather be. Swings and roundabouts, chaps, swings and roundabouts.
Swimming. After what feels like an eternity, the Royal Commonwealth Pool is back in business. When browsing the opening times earlier in the week I came across this page. It’s a timeline of peoples’ memories about the pool, going right back to the 60s when it opened. It’s actually quite touching reading about peoples’ memories of school holidays and “chips on the way home”. I had only been to the pool once prior to it closing for its mammoth refurbishment, as part of a school trip when I was 11. I went back this evening and was mightily impressed all round, especially with the lane spacing (what? it matters!). Wide enough to allow me to pass another swimmer without accidentally punching them in the face, not so wide that the lane divider was so far out of my reach that I should worry about drowning. Such is the standard by which ALL swimming pool lanes should be measured, I think.
The return of The Apprentice. And here I was wondering what would fill the void left by Masterchef. Disgustingly compelling viewing.
Kit Kat Chunky. Belgian Waffle was talking about these recently, and as soon as the idea had lodged itself in my mind I was all but powerless to say no. I’m glad I didn’t: these things are lip smackingly delicious. I think it’s the thickness of the chocolate: a good 5mm either side of the crunchy wafery bit. No messing around.
Storytime. This week has been all about getting to bed by 10pm and opening up a book. I’m currently reading A Week in December, and have plans to move onto Shalimar The Clown
followed by Wuthering Heights
(I’ve bored you all before with tales of my apathy towards “the classics” but given my undying love for Jane Eyre I’m considering making a standing exception for the Brontë sisters. Considering).
Manning up. It’s no secret that I hate using the phone. I wish I loved it, but I don’t. I wish I could pick up the receiver with abandon, be awesome at the small talk and instinctively just know how to fill all those awkward pauses where neither participant in the conversation actually knows what’s going on. But I can’t. Sometimes in life, however, we don’t get the luxury of a choice. So today, faced with an absolutely unavoidable phone call I decided that I could either freak the eff out or man the eff up. In the end I managed it, albeit with a small measure of internal bribery (you’re not drinking a SINGLE DROP of coffee until you pick up that piece of plastic and DO THIS THING. This turned out to be a winning strategy: my feeble phone phobia is small fry compared to my wanton caffeine addiction). I might have run to the bathroom and fist-pumped the air afterwards. Might have.
Anyway, more than enough about me. What’s happening in your world today?
Image above from here.



