Movies I Love: Clueless
24 Sep
Anyone else a massive fan of Clueless? Anyone else spend chunks of their teenage years wishing they could get away with wearing tartan mini skirts, berets and knee high socks to school (perhaps a question for the laydeez, that one)? I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve watched this film – and the number of hours my friends and I have spent quoting it at each other – but it never fails to bring a smile to my face. How could it, when it’s full to bursting with stomach-achingly funny moments such as these? Dirty Dancing? Bah…
- Cher: OK so you’re probably going “Is this like a Noxema commercial or what?”. But seriously? I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.
- Murray: Street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking but not necessarily mysogynistic undertones.
- Tai: Do you think she’s pretty? Cher: No, she’s a full-on Monet. Tai: What’s a Monet? Cher: It’s like a painting, see? From far away it’s OK but up close it’s a big old mess.
- Tai: Wow, you guys talk like grown-ups!
- Cher: I want to do something for humanity. Josh: How about sterilisation?
- Cher: It’s like that book I read in the 9th grade that said “tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people.”.
- Mel: Which reminds me, where’s your report card? Cher: It’s not ready yet. Mel: What do you mean it’s not ready yet? Cher: Well some teachers are trying to low-ball me Daddy. And I know how you say “Never accept a first offer” so I figure these grades are just a jumping off point to start negotiations.
- Mel: Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.
- Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday? Cher: I love him.
- Cher: So, until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there’s no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value!
What are your all-time most eminently quotable films?




