Archive | November, 2011

Travels Through the 20th Century

29 Nov

The penultimate day of the penultimate month of 2011 has been deathly cold and rainy round my way.  I scuttled, beetle-like, from home to bus to office to bus to home today in that depressing, wintery, never-saw-any-sunlight way which is by all accounts a little bit sad.  But given that there was very little daylight, let alone sunlight to be had anyway, no tears have been shed.  Plus, I saw a rainbow out of the window this morning, so it wasn’t all bad.

Thankfully, and gratitude being the general subject of this evening’s ramblings, there has been golden lamplight, spicy miso soup, blankets, reduced price flowers and pots of tea to enjoy tonight.  I’ll deliberately leave watching the news out of that cosy equation, although if you’d like a quick summary of the state of the nation as we enter December, the words DOOM, GLOOM, AUSTERITY and BANKERS seem to do a pretty fine job.

Anyway, I thought I would swoop down from my sofa nest to let you all know about a fantastic book I’m reading at the moment, and one that is helping me to think of the good that exists in the world, in spite of all I read in the paper.  The book is called In Europe, by Dutch writer Geert Mak.  Mak spent the whole of 1999 travelling around Europe, tracing the continent’s tumultuous passage through the 20th century as the Millennium bulldozed its way towards us.  The end result is a brilliant fusion of history and travel writing: immensely readable (it requires a little more concentration that some books but it handsomely rewards any effort you put in) and by turns hilarious and truly humbling.  If anyone is in need of something more ‘real’ than the tinsel, the credit cards and the John Lewis adverts this Winter I really would recommend giving this book a go.  Each time I put it down I feel a little more appreciative of the world we live in now, despite the spending cuts and the Tories and the Eurozone debt crisis.  I also feel a boundless sadness mixed with respect for the thousands of people throughout history who have worked and fought so hard for us to live the way we do now.  I am grateful that they did.  Truly so.

“Along the autoroute from Lille to Paris, the Battle of the Somme is only a tap of the accelerator.  In late Summer 1916, 1.2 million people died here, between two exits.  The motorway runs at a slight distance from the eastern boundary of the battlefield.  Drivers are kept informed of that as well, on big brown signs along the road, LA GRANDE GUERRE, the way a famous chateau or a pleasant vintage might be pointed out elsewhere.  Then they flash by, back into the serenity of present-day Picardy.

Here, the war has already entered the next phase, that of a popular tourist attraction, a mainstay of the region’s commercial infrastructure.  Everywhere one finds folders promoting these centres of infernal attraction; staying at my hotel – it is 15 February, the heart of Winter – there are at least three couples touring the front lines.  The museums compete by offering even more audio and visual effects.  For the first time in ages I can receive Dutch channels on the TV in my room.  On the news they are interviewing tourists who were stranded for a few days in a snow-bound Swiss village.  ’What we’ve been through!’ one tanned woman says.  ’We felt just like refugees.’  Another one cries ‘Everything, we’ve lost everything!’.  She’s talking about a suitcase full of skiing outfits and make-up.”

Image above from here.

Saturday Picture Board

26 Nov

I’m going out dancing tonight, for the first time in aaaaaages.  And for me, the best part of going out, apart from the dancing itself and, er, the wine, is ALWAYS the dressing up. 

At the moment I’m finding myself with a penchant for suede ankle boots, crisp white shirts and messy buns.  In addition to my well established addicitons to tan belts, midi length skirts and anything floral that cinches at the waist.  I also happen to think that a vintage Schwinn is unbeatable in the accessory stakes.  So if you’ll pardon me for coming over all frivolous of a Saturday morning, here’s some crisp, messy, beautifully cinched inspiration for us all to revel in (see what I did there?)…

Images above from Here, Here, Here, Here, Here, Here and Here.

Happy Saturday everyone.  Go forth with gusto in your hearts and smiles on your faces x

The view from the fence

20 Nov

I read a really brilliant article somewhere on the internet a couple of weeks ago (which I’m now unable to find again – très helpful chaps, sorry).  It was about certainty, and how the author almost never feels it.  It was one of those posts that leaves me wondering how someone halfway across the world who I’ve never (and will never) meet managed to a) get inside my brain, b) read my thoughts completely and c) articulate them so beautifully, all of the above without dot of awareness forming on my horizon.

I don’t really feel certain about many things (anything?) in the world today.  I know what I think about lots of different issues, but I don’t know if I could ever fully say that I’m certain that that’s what I think, or that I’m certain that I’m right.  My mind is always open to the possibility that I could have got my facts wrong, that I could be misguided, or that I’ve simply spent too much time reading Steig Larsson books and not enough reading the paper, and consequently haven’t got things clear in my head.

There are also, as everyone’s parent or grandparent or primary school teacher wisely said at one point, two sides to every story.  And the way I see it, there’s a reason for that – there’s more than one way to look at almost everything.

This is one of the ways in which Twitter bothers me.  It almost frightens me in some ways, all these people with all these concrete opinions – opinions they are quite happy to put their names to and argue, fairly ferociously in some cases, with other people over (albeit from behind a screen, which isn’t quite the same as having a no holds barred face to face debate with someone, is it?**).   I never feel like I can do this.  I never feel like I want to do this.  My opinion might change!  Some new and compelling evidence might emerge that blows everything out of the water!  I might just get older and start to look at the world differently.

Of course there are some things that I’m pretty certain about.  I’m certain of my love for Nick Hornby novels, I’m certain of my preference for Scottish Blend teabags over Tetley and I’m pretty well certain that I’ll never give up charity shopping.  But these aren’t really the kinds of things I’m talking about.  I’m talking about economic strategies, political stances and foreign policies.  That stuff I’m certain of none of.  I have opinions of course, but they’re nowhere near concrete enough for me to defend in the face of criticism.

I guess the way I see it there’s very little that’s black and white in this world, but a myriad different shades of grey.  Am I certain of that?  Well, show me a counter argument and we’ll see…

Image above from here.

**Just by the by, does anyone else ever wonder what percentage of Twitter users – the ones I’m talking about – actually behave the same way and promote the same views in the same language in “real” life?  My guess is less than 10.

When all the world is a hopeless jumble…

17 Nov

Someday, I’ll wish upon a star

And wake up where the clouds are far behind me

Where troubles melt like lemon drops

Away above the chimney tops, that’s where you’ll find me

Somewhere over the rainbow,

Bluebirds fly

Birds fly over the rainbow,

Why, then, oh why can’t I?

A little sunshine for your Thursday my lovelies, courtesy of the unrivalled Queen Judy.  This has to be one of my favourite songs of all time.  What are yours?

Image above from here.

OMG, Did You Make That?!

15 Nov

Last month I was talking about having no time for projects.  Like writing, and sewing, and crochet – the new joy in my life.  So this month, I’m making a bit more of a conscious effort to squeeze in time for those things (I actually am, take no notice of the pithy amount of posting I’m doing here – it’s all being pummelled into crocheting my first blanket!).  And as anyone who has had cause to venture anywhere near any kind of shop lately will surely testify, jolly old Christmas is most definitely upon us.

So.  Finding time for creative projects plus Christmas, season of goodwill and foisting of gifts upon others.  When it comes to Christmas presents, my position is thus: no to mindless consumerist blow-outs but emphatic yes to all things second hand and home-made.  A position that I’m finding I can happily combine with my ‘do more creative stuff’ November goal. And true to form, I’ve produced a list of fun and easy projects to have a go at this festive season.  Please feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments.

  • Knock up your own three-tier cake stand.  Charity shop-sourced plates, a handle from eBay and your Dad’s (or Mum’s, or your own – we cater for all possibilities here) cordless drill.  Amazing.
  • Sew an elasticated skirt.  Some pretty patterned fabric, piece of elastic for the waistband and a few straight(ish) lines on the sewing machine.  Bish, bash, bosh.
  • Baked goods! Truffles, cakes, biscuits – small cake decoration stores (or the dreaded Hobbycraft if you don’t have access to such a place) will present you with an array of colourful packaging options.
  • Put your (home-sewn?) apron on, and make batches of jam, or pickle, or spicy golden marmalades.  Store in cheap cask jars from Ikea and tie with pretty ribbon.
  • Whip up some festive (or not so festive!) bunting…
  • Make a DIY advent calendar – I made one of these a few years ago, with numbered pockets and christmassy fabric.
  • Make a DIY non-advent calendar.  It doesn’t have to look professional – in fact, my favourite home-made gifts are the ones that actually look home-made (yes I would be happy with a dried macaroni and glitter spray effort).
  • Decorate a boring photo frame with buttons, jewels, safety pins and any other crap from around the house you can get your hands on.
  • Write someone a poem (which doesn’t have to rhyme!)
  • Hand-craft a meaningful card
  • Sew your own tea cosy!
  • Transform some scrap fabric or lace into a gorgeous peter pan collar.  A Sewing Odyssey is your friend.
  • Buy a plain photo album, fill it and write a message on the inside.  You can even decorate the outside…
  • Infuse some olive oil with garlic, chilli or lemon.  Store in tall glass bottles (the ones with cask lids are my favourite).
  • And on the ‘infusing’ note, I once made a huge cask jar of pickled eggs for my boyfriend – the whole thing cost about £6 and I’ve never seen a bigger grin on his face.  (Yes I know, not everyone is lucky enough to have a pickled egg enthusiast in their life…)
  • Sew some PJs!  Pyjama trousers are a seriously easy sewing machine project – the trickiest part is deciding which fabric to use!  Easy-to-follow patterns abound all over the internet and let’s face it – no one ever groans at a new pair of PJs.
  • Grow someone a plant, some flowers or a few wintry herbs.  Snaffle some cute pots or even chipped teacups from a charity shop for storing them in and pass on some new life…
  • Create your own vouchers.  Some people see this as tacky but I think it’s a great idea.  The best part is being able to tailor your vouchers to the person you’re giving them to.  Offering a knackered new parent some free babysitting?  Priceless.
  • Draw someone a picture.  Simple yet surprisingly touching to receive.
  • Write a short story.  I love this idea, although I haven’t tried it yet.  Make the giftee of your work the protagonist and take them somewhere exciting for a while.
  • Get your brew on: cordial, elderflower wine, mulled wine for Christmas…
  • Make some jewellery: rings, brooches, beaded necklaces.  I love rings made from buttons or coins of places I’ve travelled to.  Uniquely personal and not to be found in trashy Topshop.  Lovely.
  • Create a mix tape or whatever the modern day equivalent of such a thing would be (a personalised Spotify playlist?  I find that depressing, but the sentiment is sweet…).
  • Create a scrapbook!  Old photos, cinema and gig tickets, programmes from the theatre etc.  No two scrapbooks are ever the same.
  • Buy some dolly clothes pegs and make some angels for the tops of friends’ Christmas trees.  Make sure to use plenty of glitter!
  • Sew a Christmas stocking!
  • Make soap!
  • Bake a cake.  Everyone loves cake.
  • Glass painting (thanks @hapsci for the suggestion).  Wine glasses, glass jars to hold candles, picture frames etc.  I’m reliably informed that the materials can be found in Hobbycraft (I hate the place but it does come in useful sometimes).

As I said before, please feel free to chip in with your own suggestions for Christmassy projects.  The more ideas the more fun we’ll all have.  And if you attempt anything on the list, please drop me a line and let me know how it went!  Now where did I put my pritstick…

Image above from here.